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David A La Violette's avatar

If mass hysteria hasn't happened over the last sixty years of US imperialism around the world, then some space alien stopping by won't register either.

I think the biggest threat to the USA are the crew on the USS Gerald Ford clogging up the toilets. Supposedly the problem is all the stuff that people have been flushing down the toilet like T-Shirts (??). Who does that? lol

Zaquerí Nioúel's avatar

Hahahaha, sailors who don't want to go to war, I guess!